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Walk the cereal aisle of your local grocery store and you’ll see plenty cartoon mascots encouraging kids to pick up a box. Tony the Tiger. Snap, Crackle, and Pop. The Honey Smacks frog with his super hip sideways hat. It’s true, many cereals are aimed at children. Cereal Motel cereal is not. Cereal Motel makes cereal decidedly not for children. So far they have four flavors—Porn Flakes, Vice Krispies, Sugar Tits, and Booty Pops—all with inappropriate cartoon packaging to boot. The NSFW cereals from the London-based company cost about $13 a pop and are inspired by pop-culture, fashion, music, art, and film. In the spirit of old-school cereals, you can even collect 10 tokens from the boxes to redeem for a free prize. Just keep them away from the Cap’n Crunch if you have kids, otherwise you’ll have to have a talk with the little ones. 

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Beef jerky is a keto-friendly, low calorie and high-protein snack that’s easy to pack, eat and travel with. But all beef jerky is not created equal. Skip the usual options in favor of premium, 100% filet mignon Three Jerks Original Beef Jerky. This old school jerky flavor hits all the right notes of salty, sweet and tangy with just the right amount of black pepper to round it out. What’s more, because it’s made with only tender filets that have been marinated to perfection, you’ll get that perfect jerky texture on every piece that comes out of the bag.