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Walk the cereal aisle of your local grocery store and you’ll see plenty cartoon mascots encouraging kids to pick up a box. Tony the Tiger. Snap, Crackle, and Pop. The Honey Smacks frog with his super hip sideways hat. It’s true, many cereals are aimed at children. Cereal Motel cereal is not. Cereal Motel makes cereal decidedly not for children. So far they have four flavors—Porn Flakes, Vice Krispies, Sugar Tits, and Booty Pops—all with inappropriate cartoon packaging to boot. The NSFW cereals from the London-based company cost about $13 a pop and are inspired by pop-culture, fashion, music, art, and film. In the spirit of old-school cereals, you can even collect 10 tokens from the boxes to redeem for a free prize. Just keep them away from the Cap’n Crunch if you have kids, otherwise you’ll have to have a talk with the little ones. 

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There are lots of gifts you can give or get that fit the bill, but few things check the boxes like a good bunch of cigars. That’s where La Aurora comes in with their Cigar Sampling Packs. The original Dominican Cigar company that has been hand-rolling high-quality cigars in the Dominican since 1903, La Aurora has the perfect gift for anyone on your list and they start at just over six bucks a stick. As if that deal wasn’t enough, for a limited time you can get free shipping to 43 states, so try La Aurora today.