When you want to enjoy a refreshing beer you really need 2 things: a bottle opener and of course a weapon to keep those greedy jerks you call friends away from your beer. Just because you invited them over that doesn’t mean they deserve to drink your beer. Made out of an old railroad spike the Beer Defense Tool is meant to keep your beer safe at any cost. Seriously, this may not be a good product for belligerent drunks, so use with caution.
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