TAD Gear Folding Titanium Spork 2.0

You had us at Titanium Spork. The world’s mightiest (eating) tool just got mightier. The TAD Gear Folding Titanium Spork 2.0 is incredibly strong, lightweight and bends for no one (not even that kid from the Matrix). And if a titanium spork wasn’t enough for you jaded kids it also includes a bottle opener and a can opener so if you were stranded in the middle of the woods with nothing but bottled beer and cans of beans and this thing, you’d survive. Actually that sounds like a pretty good weekend.