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Homer Simpson might not be the man you want to turn to for product innovation. That said, when he designed his car, The Homer, for his brother’s car company, dude was on to something. Now, Porcubimmer Motors has brought the design to life. The ride, complete with horns, stairs, and the bubble dome for annoying kids, will debut at the 24 Hours of LeMons race this weekend. We’ll be watching, Duff in hand.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.