Parking Tickets Booklet

Parking Tickets Booklet

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Scenario: You finally moved to the bustling metropolis you now call home, but you’ve run out of the lifeblood known as beer. 7-11 only has their private label Game Time swill that’s more water and urine than it is beer. So you make the only decision there is to make, you drive to the nearest liquor store. Everything is fine until you get home and it’s time to crack a cold one and relax. Due to the combined efforts of all the assholes that live around you, there’s no where to park. Your pretty much doomed to drive around for at least another 20 minutes looking for parking, but it doesn’t have to end there. Put all those dbags in their place (or at least make yourself feel a little better) with these Parking Tickets. Each “citation” is a clever accosting of your target’s ability – or inability – to park.

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Instead of hitting a ton of different stores to satisfy all your gift giving needs, just stop by the JackThreads Gift Shop, where the JackThreads team has curated a collection of seriously solid gifts anyone would love. They’ve chosen one-size-fits-all clothing—beanies, watches, etc.—so you don’t have to worry about an improper fit, barware, home goods, and grooming supplies, all of which you’ll probably want to keep for yourself, which is okay as long as you don’t forget about your nearest and dearest. Shop now and consider your holiday stress over with.

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