Maybach Excelero

Maybach Excelero

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Listen up Bruce Wayne, we found your new car. Created in 2005 for Faluda Tires to torture test a new obscene set of wide tires (25/65/36), the Maybach Excelero is just as much Batmobile as it is super luxe Mercedes Benz. With an Esacalade-ish curb weight and a face so menacing that even Christian Bale cowers in its presence, it’s one bad mofo. What are you getting with your one-off, have to be Bruce Wayne or Zuckerberg rich to afford it $8mil car? A twin-turbo V12 engine that outputs close to 700 hp and over 750 ft-lbs of torque. With a 0-60 time of 4.4 seconds it’s not as fast as a Veyron, but it’s not as slow as your submarine either. The Vader Rocket also whipped around the Nardo test track at 218mph, which is – for the record – faster than the Ferrari Enzo. It won’t destroy planets, but it will murder a fair bit of pavement.

Bourbon & Scotch Flavored Toothpicks Bourbon & Scotch Flavored Toothpicks
Bourbon & Scotch Flavored Toothpicks PARTNER

We get it. Some nights you feel like the sweet taste of bourbon. Other nights you prefer the smoky intoxication of scotch. While we offer toothpicks in both those flavors, we also offer this 2-pack for the guy who likes to switch back and forth. Included is one container of Bourbon Toothpicks, made with 6-year-old Kentucky straight bourbon for notes of vanilla, spice, and oak, and a container of Single Malt Scotch Toothpicks, which are crafted with an Islay single malt for subtle peaty notes. Whether cleaning those chompers after a rack of ribs, or just relaxing with one to enjoy a hint of bourbon or scotch, having some on you at all times is highly recommended.

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