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So you just laid out the cash on a new single-speed and you’re about ready to go dodge some cab doors and people walking hilariously tiny dogs, right? Well, before you hop on your saddle, take a look at what your new ride still needs. We mean, do you really want to try and balance a six-pack while steering with one hand? Here are a bunch of products that will help Hook Up Your Bike:

1. Blink/Steady Bike Light – $95
Never worry about your bike lights again. The Blink/Steady Bike Light automatically turns on and off depending on whether you’re riding or not.

2. Road Popper – $112
Always be prepared to open a cold one (or four) with this bike-mounted bottle opener.

3. 6 Pack Frame Cinch – $24
You know those cold ones we just mentioned? This is how to transport them.

4. iOttie One-Touch Bike Mount Holder – $20
Perfect for using your cell’s GPS or other apps while you ride.

5. The Bike Crate – $215
A far more stylish way to carry groceries than a wicker basket.

6. GripRings – $20
Get creative and customize the look of your handlebars.

7. Spokebug – $19
A better and more clever kickstand.

8. Bottle Lock – $34
The bike lock you don’t have to worry about dangling from your frame or storing in your bag.

9. Cyglo Tires – $32
Not only will they make you look like you’re from the set of Tron, but they’ll keep you visible to drivers at all times.

10. BikeCare Plant Based Lube – $12
Lubricant that’s good for your bike as well as the environment.

11. Mopha Tool Roll – $44
A simple and elegant way to carry around all the tools you need for fixing your ride.

12. Skaterack – $43
The perfect way to tote around your skateboard while you’re riding your bike.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.