Ducati Superbike 1198 R Corse Special Edition

It seems we may have been a little hasty when we posted our list of 15 Motorcycles To Make You A Man. Unlike certain unnamed politicians, we’re not above admitting that there is most to the story. In this case, it comes in the form of the Ducati Superbike 1198 R Corse Special Edition – a bike that has a list of impressive stats as long as its name. It just may be good enough to oust the Streetfighter S from the list. At the very least it will give it a run for its money.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.