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Tony

Tony

It’s no secret that Dexter is one of our favorite shows on television, but fifty-four minutes a week just isn’t enough. Luckily Tony is here to fill that chalk outline sized void in our life reserved for psychopathic serial killers. Peter Ferdinando (as Tony) makes even Christian Bale look normal and no amount of Huey Lewis is going to make this movie any less awesome.

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