Tony

It’s no secret that Dexter is one of our favorite shows on television, but fifty-four minutes a week just isn’t enough. Luckily Tony is here to fill that chalk outline sized void in our life reserved for psychopathic serial killers. Peter Ferdinando (as Tony) makes even Christian Bale look normal and no amount of Huey Lewis is going to make this movie any less awesome.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.