darth-vader

Buying a house is supposed to be one of the most important decisions a man makes in his life. Next to marriage, it’s also the stupidest thing you could possibly do and we’ll tell you why. Darth. Fucking. Vader. Christie’s (the famed auction house) got their hands on an actual suit of Darth Vader armor originally produced for Empire Strikes Back. Is it going to sell for at least $250,000? Of course it is. But can you really put a price on the iconic helmet, mask, shoulder pieces, chestplate, greaves (boots) and all around badassery that is Darth Vader? Instead of looking like Darth Vader for Halloween (you know you did it at least once, we all did) you could BE Darth Vader. This is one of those “priceless” Mastercard commercials with a Ferrari sized price tag attached. If you don’t have $250k to drop, you can enjoy the auction catalog for free.

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.