darth-vader

Buying a house is supposed to be one of the most important decisions a man makes in his life. Next to marriage, it’s also the stupidest thing you could possibly do and we’ll tell you why. Darth. Fucking. Vader. Christie’s (the famed auction house) got their hands on an actual suit of Darth Vader armor originally produced for Empire Strikes Back. Is it going to sell for at least $250,000? Of course it is. But can you really put a price on the iconic helmet, mask, shoulder pieces, chestplate, greaves (boots) and all around badassery that is Darth Vader? Instead of looking like Darth Vader for Halloween (you know you did it at least once, we all did) you could BE Darth Vader. This is one of those “priceless” Mastercard commercials with a Ferrari sized price tag attached. If you don’t have $250k to drop, you can enjoy the auction catalog for free.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.