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As a man, the only exposure you have to the acronym BOGO is a stupid Payless commercial that always seems to come on when you’re “forced” to watch episodes of Gossip Girl. We’ll translate it for you: free shit. As in, buy Escape From New York on Blu-Ray and get it on DVD for free (don’t say we never taught you anything). Best of all, some scientist wunderkin somewhere figured out how to put Blu-Ray and DVD on the same disc so now you only have one disc to lose instead of two. Just because you already know the future didn’t get blown apart doesn’t mean you shouldn’t relive every epic minute of the greatest escape of all time.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.