The-Kinkajou-Bottle-Cutter

If you’ve been trying to figure out what to do with those empty Pliny and Cigar City bottles you cherish (since just putting them on display makes you look like a bit of a college drunkard to the ladies), perhaps you should invest in The Kinkajou bottle cutter. Now you can easily preserve your sudsy memories by turning some of your favorite bottles into drinking glasses. The Kinkajou scores the glass allowing you to simply place the bottle under hot water (or alternating hot and cold depending on the bottle) until the top smoothly breaks off. Use the included sandpaper to smooth it down and you’ve got yourself a nice glass for some water to pound after a night of drinking.

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.