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If you’ve been trying to figure out what to do with those empty Pliny and Cigar City bottles you cherish (since just putting them on display makes you look like a bit of a college drunkard to the ladies), perhaps you should invest in The Kinkajou bottle cutter. Now you can easily preserve your sudsy memories by turning some of your favorite bottles into drinking glasses. The Kinkajou scores the glass allowing you to simply place the bottle under hot water (or alternating hot and cold depending on the bottle) until the top smoothly breaks off. Use the included sandpaper to smooth it down and you’ve got yourself a nice glass for some water to pound after a night of drinking.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.