rinse-n-chop

Dude, who has time for all these kitchen accessories? Why do you need a cutting board and a colander? NO seriously, why would you need both of those things when you can get the combo deal? Efficient and therefore manly, the Rinse and Chop is a hinged cutting board that’s also magically a colander. Dishwasher safe and great for small bachelor pads.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.