Do you love 2001: A Space Odyssey? Like, really, really love 2001: A Space Odyssey? Then set aside 500 bucks and go buy this life-size replica HAL 9000. Why? Because it’s awesome, that’s why. Built from the 1967 blueprints and image files, this HAL 9000 replica says 15 different movie phrases and actually responds to voice prompts over 1.2 seconds long. Machined in 6061 aircraft-grade aluminum, this necessary purchase is the ultimate in interactive movie paraphernalia. HAL can also be activated by pointing almost any IR remote at him and he’ll recite a movie clip for you and your guests. It’s also about 100x more awesome if your name happens to be Dave.