Ladies and Gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and (far from) horrifying news story, and I need all of you to stop what you’re doing and listen: There’s a Ron Burgundy Action Figure! While you won’t get your hands on it until after the Anchorman sequel hits theaters (it’s pre-order now and will be released late January) it is still kind of a big deal. The 13″ figure even comes with Ron’s lounging gear, shades, and can even speak a few phrases. Scotchy scotch scotch not included.