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Ladies and Gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and (far from) horrifying news story, and I need all of you to stop what you’re doing and listen: There’s a Ron Burgundy Action Figure! While you won’t get your hands on it until after the Anchorman sequel hits theaters (it’s pre-order now and will be released late January) it is still kind of a big deal. The 13″ figure even comes with Ron’s lounging gear, shades, and can even speak a few phrases. Scotchy scotch scotch not included.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.