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Ladies and Gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and (far from) horrifying news story, and I need all of you to stop what you’re doing and listen: There’s a Ron Burgundy Action Figure! While you won’t get your hands on it until after the Anchorman sequel hits theaters (it’s pre-order now and will be released late January) it is still kind of a big deal. The 13″ figure even comes with Ron’s lounging gear, shades, and can even speak a few phrases. Scotchy scotch scotch not included.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.