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You know that slick as hell kick you see in the movies where a dude crushes a door with the sole of his foot? Yeah, that’s not going to work all the time, and it’s definitely not going to be quick. A better solution would be Gerber’s new Ding Dong Breaching Tool. Not only is it better than a powerful front kick, it’s better than a sledgehammer, a battering ram, and a pry bar, because it’s all those things in one. The enlarged hammer head features a pattern that bites into the door so it won’t slip when you’re trying to get in, and the fiberglass handle sports two molded rings so your hands stay in place as well. Your move, doors.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.