Fortune cookies are filled with repetitive mantras that, unless you go adding “in bed” to the end of them, are pretty bland. To bring some flavor to the stale cookies filled with stale messages, consider a box of Fortune Cookie Flows, the fortune cookies that are filled with rap lyrics. Let’s be honest, some Nas lyrics are a lot more enjoyable than “Life is not a mystery to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.” Each order includes 50 fortune cookies, homie.
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