As if you needed another reason to Blitzkrieg your New Year’s resolutions (if that hasn’t happened yet), Krispy Kreme just announced the release of two ass-expanding iterations of their Oreo Cookie-glazed donuts. Not only is the significant news on the calorie front, but it also marks the brand’s first collaboration donut glaze. Yes, you read those three words right here. The first one is called “Oreo Cookie Glazed Donut”, and it has a “Cookies and KREME” filling with an Oreo cookie glaze with icing and cookie bits atop. The second, known as “Oreo Cookie Over-The-Top Donut”, differs from the first in that it’s topped off with an Oreo cookie wafer that completely covers the donut hole. A bit more dressed up, shall we say. The devilishly good donuts are on sale at Krispy Kreme locations from now until April 18th, so grab that gallon of milk and get going.