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Staying sane while spending hours in a cubicle is difficult. You’re constantly at war with claustrophobia, aching kneecaps and, at times, the guy sitting next to you. Whether mean-spirited or not, an office war requires the right arsenal of weapons, and you don’t want to show up unprepared for any workplace shenanigans. Here are some devious little items to get you started.

1. Airzooka Air Gun – $13
2. Executive Elite Marshmallow Blaster – $55
3. Monitor Rear-view Mirror – $10
4. SpyNet Laser Trip Wire – $40
5. Micro Sonic Grenade – $15
6. Electric Paper Plane Launcher Kit – $13
7. Spitballs – $5
8. Phantom Keystroker V2 – $10
9. Rubber Band Gatling Gun – $499
10. USB Rocket Launcher – $25
11. Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction – $12
12. Rubber Band Shooter Supreme – $8
13. Silverlit I/R Heli Blaster – $57

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It’s time for a fall upgrade, and Batch has just what your closet needs. Batch makes premium utility shirts that blend the tailored fit of a fine dress shirt with the rugged durability a good utility shirt is known for. That means Batch’s range of utility shirts are equally suited for the office and for kicking back on weekends. There are plenty of colors to choose from, so you can pick the utility shirt that best fits your style. And since Batch is dedicated to making one batch at a time, you know you’re getting quality.