Staying sane while spending hours in a cubicle is difficult. You’re constantly at war with claustrophobia, aching kneecaps and, at times, the guy sitting next to you. Whether mean-spirited or not, an office war requires the right arsenal of weapons, and you don’t want to show up unprepared for any workplace shenanigans. Here are some devious little items to get you started.
1. Airzooka Air Gun – $13
2. Executive Elite Marshmallow Blaster – $55
3. Monitor Rear-view Mirror – $10
4. SpyNet Laser Trip Wire – $40
5. Micro Sonic Grenade – $15
6. Electric Paper Plane Launcher Kit – $13
7. Spitballs – $5
8. Phantom Keystroker V2 – $10
9. Rubber Band Gatling Gun – $499
10. USB Rocket Launcher – $25
11. Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction – $12
12. Rubber Band Shooter Supreme – $8
13. Silverlit I/R Heli Blaster – $57
13 Weapons for Cubicle Warfare
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