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The American solution to all transportation related problems starts with strapping a bigger engine to whatever it is needs fixing. It’s how we ended up with rocket powered VW bugs, monster trucks and muscle cars. It’s also what makes America great. The latest problem, as determined by the people at Wavejet and tired surfers everywhere, is water sports. Paddling out to that sweet wave or kayaking in still water was just too much effort. How do you fix it? Strap an engine to it! With that, the Wavejet Water Propulsion Engine was born. Using a twin-lithium ion battery pack, the patented personal water propulsion engine can generate up to 20lbs of thrust for over 30 minutes. When you inevitably drain the battery, it recharges with a standard wall socket. No more paddling, stroking or constant swimming – unless you want to. If you don’t surf, it also mounts to kayaks, kiteboards, rescueboards and whatever board the newest extreme sport will require.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.