Polk Audio Atrium Sat30 Speaker

The back yard is serious business. And just because you might not have one of your own yet doesn’t mean you can’t appreciate a badass barbecue, electric chainsaw, or a finely pruned bush. With innovations like these, why force your friends to listen to Journey through your iPhone speaker? Install some Polk Audio Atrium Sat30 Speakers wherever the hell you want (they’re weatherproof and it’s your place) and crank it up to eleven. Because if it’s too loud you’re too old.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.