hater-app

You’ve probably already figured out what this app is for. It lets you hate on things. And can we just say, for the record, it’s about. fucking. time. Why do we only have to share things we like? Sorry Mom, but we’re not going to like your status update (come to think of it, accepting your friend request in the first place was probably a mistake) just because we love you. We don’t like the fact that you like Wisk; or the fact that there’s a lot dog; or the fat picture of us you found when you were cleaning. We actually hate those things. The Hater App is your way to share all the things you hate (anonymously if you choose).

[Note: Mom, we love you.]

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.