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Photographing something cool that’s happening in our lives usually plays out like this: 1. Notice awesome thing. 2. Grab camera. 3. Snap picture. The problem here is step two. Unless you’re randomly snapping pictures while you walk, you’re going to miss the spontaneity of the moment you want to capture and you’ll be left with an inauthentic photo often involving hilariously fake smiles. That is, unless you purchase Autographer. Simply wear Autographer around your neck and the camera uses five built-in sensors to judge when to snap pictures of what’s happening in your life. What you get are unexpected, completely natural, candid shots of where you’ve been and what you’ve done. The intelligent camera has 8GB of memory, a 136 degree field of view and a 5MPx low light sensor. If you sit on the couch all day watching Netflix, prepare to get really sad about your life.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.