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Facial hair is a little like the carpeting in your house, at the right length it’s attractive and stylish, if it’s too long you look like a dirty hippie. Nailing that 5 o’clock shadow at all times is tough, you want it to be noticeable but you don’t want people to think you majored in panhandling. Thankfully Remington understands our plight and created the Touch Control Beard and Stubble Trimmer. With 175 different length options you can achieve the perfect amount of growth you’re looking for (that’s what she said). The LED touchscreen lets you set the length and speed easily, plus you can even charge it with an included USB charging cord. Finally, achieving that perfect “I don’t care” look only takes a little bit of time.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.