Elvis & Kresse Firehose Belt | Cool Material
Elvis & Kresse Firehose Belt

Elvis & Kresse Firehose Belt

There are a lot of products that so perfectly epitomize “cool material” they really don’t require much explaining. Giant books of breasts, bacon hot sauce, anything with an engine, you get the idea. Belts generally aren’t on that list (unless you’re Bruce Wayne), but this firehose belt from Elvis & Kresse is a very clear exception. Black firehose gets reclaimed from the original factory and stitched, riveted and detailed into a belt that’s water resistant. It’s a belt that’s made of firehose. The only way it could possibly be any cooler is if it actually shot water.

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You wear underwear. You’re probably doing it right now. So if you’re wearing underwear anyway, try MeUndies. Their underwear is made from an exceptionally breathable fabric they get from Beechwood trees in the Austrian Alps. Bonus thing, the fabric inhibits bacterial growth in your sensitive space, which is the most positive thing ever said. It’s really soft too. You don’t need science to prove that, just skin you can rub the fabric on. They come in black. Attractive people wear black. They come in a 3-pack “Classic Collection,” which saves money. Financially savvy people save money.  Be an attractive, financially savvy person.

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