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Unless you’ve been hibernating in your underground bunker for the last few weeks, you’re well aware that the zombie apocalypse is upon us (just like the Mayans predicted). We’re no suckers, we know there are a few steps we’ve got to take before any Walkers coming strolling into our neck of the woods. Besides settling on the ideal blunt object, we’ve got to have our attire in order. This is what we’re thinking.

1. J.Crew Irish Linen Camp Shirt- $88
2. Titanium Instructor Tactical Belt – $90
3. Light for Life Tactical Flashlight – $180
4. Scottevest 22 Pocket Vest – $100
5. Smartwool Adventurer Socks – $17+
6. Native Jimmy Boots – $90
7. Kitanica PNT XA Pants – $160
8. Katadyn MyBottle Personal Water Purifier – $60
9. Vortex 8 x 42 Diamondback Binoculars – $220
10. Windmill Delta Stormproof Lighter – $33
11. Tuff Writer Frontline Tactical Pen – $90
12. Sitka S-type Gearslinger Backpack – $139
13. TAC Survival Bracelet – $21

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.