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Walking in a winter wonderland is a fantastic adventure–until the point when you can’t feel your dangly bits or your toes. When it gets so cold outside that it looks like you never quit smoking it’s probably a good idea to start bundling up. Here’s your collection of frost fighting gear that won’t lose you any points for style. Just don’t try licking any flagpoles because even the best cold weather gear won’t prevent an unfortunate Christmas story.

1. Jack Black Intense Lip Therapy – $8

2. Spiewak Robinson Jacket – $120

3. TNF Ballard Boot – $150

4. Lands’ End Canvas Corduroy Workshirt – $23

5. BMC The Mixup Hat – $20

6. Bonobos Denim – $125

7. TSOVET SVT-QS40 – $360

8. UO Chevron Scarf – $29

9. Zippo Handwarmer – $20

10. Agloves Touch Screen Gloves – $18

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.