Art purists will tell you that black “technically” isn’t a color, but we don’t care. When it comes to shirts, black is the go to color. Everything matches black (yes, including navy and brown if done right) and it’s near impossible to stain. Even if it gets shrunk in the wash, it’s so dark that it could (emphasis on the could) camouflage the fact it’s too small. Which is why we have no problem professing our love for this non-color with a shirt emblazoned with the phrase “I’ll stop wearing black the day they make a darker color.” Even the awkward goth kid inside us all could get down with this shirt.