Brooklyn-Internets-T-Shirt

Would you rather browse hilarious cat videos than get a pick-up game going? Is your idea of exercise rapidly clicking the mouse? If so, this is the t-shirt for you. Instead of displaying your love for the recently relocated Nets, the Brooklyn Internets tee displays your love for the world wide interwebs. So, if you have little care about whether the Nets can claim the throne of New York in the NBA this season, and your forearms hurt from punching keys all day long, drop the 20 for this tee at Frank and Jan.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.