Brewsees-Eyewear

The lines where you need sunglasses and a bottle opener intersects quite frequently when you drink beer as much as we do. We’ve got all the standards: opener on the keychain, Oakleys, bottle opener wallet and emergency $2 aviators, but as it turns out you don’t need any of them if you have Brewsees. Constructed of 6061 airplane grade anodized aluminum, each pair of Brewsees has 100% UV Protection and polarized lenses. In addition to being a good looking sunglasses—this is important—they’re bottle openers. That’s right, built into the end of each arm is a specially designed bottle opener. From now on, a quality brew is never further than a bent elbow away.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.