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No guy looks forward to Valentine’s Day. The flowers and chocolates are easy, but expressing our “feelings” in a card is not exactly our speed. We’re happy if we don’t accidentally grab one that congratulates you on your recent Bat Mitzvah. It’s why we have a hard time believing any of the offerings at the local Hallmark were penned by dudes. Here’s what it would look like if guys wrote Valentine’s Day cards:














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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.