if-guys-wrote-valentines-day-cards




No guy looks forward to Valentine’s Day. The flowers and chocolates are easy, but expressing our “feelings” in a card is not exactly our speed. We’re happy if we don’t accidentally grab one that congratulates you on your recent Bat Mitzvah. It’s why we have a hard time believing any of the offerings at the local Hallmark were penned by dudes. Here’s what it would look like if guys wrote Valentine’s Day cards:














Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.