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This Jeep is quite possibly more badass than R. Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket. The customized Jeep Wrangler from Starwood Motors is decked out with a new suspension kit, kevlar panels and body armor, you know, for cruising the suburbs. The interior also features kevlar lining and a tucked away safe. The thing is just as comfortable driving the highway as it is the rocks and pits off-road adventures bring. Horsepower has been bumped up to 285 giving the bulky ride a respectable 0-60 time of 8.4 seconds and making it a full three seconds faster than the 2011 edition. It’s a pretty sweet ride even if you aren’t trying to haul ass away from Sgt. Hartman.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.