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The Full Metal Jacket Jeep Wrangler

This Jeep is quite possibly more badass than R. Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket. The customized Jeep Wrangler from Starwood Motors is decked out with a new suspension kit, kevlar panels and body armor, you know, for cruising the suburbs. The interior also features kevlar lining and a tucked away safe. The thing is just as comfortable driving the highway as it is the rocks and pits off-road adventures bring. Horsepower has been bumped up to 285 giving the bulky ride a respectable 0-60 time of 8.4 seconds and making it a full three seconds faster than the 2011 edition. It’s a pretty sweet ride even if you aren’t trying to haul ass away from Sgt. Hartman.

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You wear underwear. You’re probably doing it right now. So if you’re wearing underwear anyway, try MeUndies. Their underwear is made from an exceptionally breathable fabric they get from Beechwood trees in the Austrian Alps. Bonus thing, the fabric inhibits bacterial growth in your sensitive space, which is the most positive thing ever said. It’s really soft too. You don’t need science to prove that, just skin you can rub the fabric on. They come in black. Attractive people wear black. They come in a 3-pack “Classic Collection,” which saves money. Financially savvy people save money.  Be an attractive, financially savvy person.

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