On the list of worst ways to get around, the unicycle is right next to the car from The Flintstones. Sure it leaves your hands free while you ride, but, unless you’re a circus bear, who has the time to learn how to use one? The SBU V3 is a self balancing unicycle that is completely controlled by your motions (kind of like the Segway scooter used by your local mall cop to bust perps). You can get a feel for riding the 6061 alloy unicycle in under a half hour, and be on your way dodging pedestrians and barking dogs a la Paperboy in no time.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.