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The truth is, second place isn’t really all that bad. You almost won. You almost finished at the top of your field. If you’re Earnhardt, Sr. or one half of shake and bake, second just isn’t good enough. If you’re not first; you’re last. Second place is the first loser. Now there are decals to constantly remind you that everyone currently eating your dust is, well, losing. Slap a set of the Objects in Mirror Are Losing decals (branded with the likes of Subaru, Chevy, Mini, Mazda and plenty of others, if you like) on your ride and enjoy the constant reminder that you’re in first place.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.