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Kuat Bike Bottle Lock

Kuat Bike Bottle Lock

Let’s be totally honest here. When was the last time you actually used the water bottle on your bike? If you’re riding it anywhere that requires locking up (read: the bar), you’re probably more concerned with an additional libation than hydration. With all the flasks, wine holsters and other containers available, along with camelbaks for water, the frame mounted water bottle is all but obsolete. The Kuat Bike Bottle Lock easily slides into the spot in your heart bike that the old bottle filled and it’s far more useful. It might look like a bottle at first glance, but it’s actually a 5′ long coiled 8mm cable that locks back onto itself. No more chainlock over the shoulder. No more U-lock kryptoniting the ass pocket in your jeans. No more having to deal with carrying a cable lock. Plus, it has a compartment on the bottom “for storage of keys and paraphernalia.” We’re sold.

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You wear underwear. You’re probably doing it right now. So if you’re wearing underwear anyway, try MeUndies. Their underwear is made from an exceptionally breathable fabric they get from Beechwood trees in the Austrian Alps. Bonus thing, the fabric inhibits bacterial growth in your sensitive space, which is the most positive thing ever said. It’s really soft too. You don’t need science to prove that, just skin you can rub the fabric on. They come in black. Attractive people wear black. They come in a 3-pack “Classic Collection,” which saves money. Financially savvy people save money.  Be an attractive, financially savvy person.

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