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Let’s be totally honest here. When was the last time you actually used the water bottle on your bike? If you’re riding it anywhere that requires locking up (read: the bar), you’re probably more concerned with an additional libation than hydration. With all the flasks, wine holsters and other containers available, along with camelbaks for water, the frame mounted water bottle is all but obsolete. The Kuat Bike Bottle Lock easily slides into the spot in your heart bike that the old bottle filled and it’s far more useful. It might look like a bottle at first glance, but it’s actually a 5′ long coiled 8mm cable that locks back onto itself. No more chainlock over the shoulder. No more U-lock kryptoniting the ass pocket in your jeans. No more having to deal with carrying a cable lock. Plus, it has a compartment on the bottom “for storage of keys and paraphernalia.” We’re sold.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.