BodyFloat Bike Suspension Seat Post

In case you haven’t figured it out by looking at the picture, BodyFloat is a replacement bike seat post that doubles as a suspension system. The patent-pending design utilizes dual spring parallelogram science something or other (kind of looks like the alien legs from “The Arrival”) to basically remove you (and your ass) from the potentially painful equation of potholes, long rides and vibrations. It’s available in a bunch of different options (including carbon fiber!) through Kickstarter and was designed by the talented people at Cirrus Cycles in Bellingham, Washington. It’s like moon shoes for your butt… when you’re riding a bicycle.