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BodyFloat Bike Suspension Seat Post

BodyFloat Bike Suspension Seat Post

In case you haven’t figured it out by looking at the picture, BodyFloat is a replacement bike seat post that doubles as a suspension system. The patent-pending design utilizes dual spring parallelogram science something or other (kind of looks like the alien legs from “The Arrival”) to basically remove you (and your ass) from the potentially painful equation of potholes, long rides and vibrations. It’s available in a bunch of different options (including carbon fiber!) through Kickstarter and was designed by the talented people at Cirrus Cycles in Bellingham, Washington. It’s like moon shoes for your butt… when you’re riding a bicycle.

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You wear underwear. You’re probably doing it right now. So if you’re wearing underwear anyway, try MeUndies. Their underwear is made from an exceptionally breathable fabric they get from Beechwood trees in the Austrian Alps. Bonus thing, the fabric inhibits bacterial growth in your sensitive space, which is the most positive thing ever said. It’s really soft too. You don’t need science to prove that, just skin you can rub the fabric on. They come in black. Attractive people wear black. They come in a 3-pack “Classic Collection,” which saves money. Financially savvy people save money.  Be an attractive, financially savvy person.

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