Blink-Steady Bike Light

You’ve got a lot to think about when you’re riding your bike—car doors, roadkill, tire-shredding potholes—so remembering to flip on your lights can sometimes get lost in the shuffle. Normally a polite motorist will inform you of this fact by calmly saying, “Hey asshole, put on your lights!” With the Blink/Steady bike light, you won’t ever have to think about your lights again. The aluminum bike light knows when you’re moving and senses when it’s dark and turns on-and-off accordingly. There are no frills to the light patterns—just blink and steady—so it’s a simple, headache-free option for your single speed. Plus, without having to worry about your bike light, you’ll have more time to engage in delightful conversations with passing motorists.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.