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Biking while intoxicated, or BWI (we pronounce it bwheeeeeee), is serious business. When you’re lit and you’re on any amount of wheels you’re a danger to everyone around you. More importantly, you’re also a danger to yourself. Sure, it sounds like fun at first, but then you end up crashing into a brick wall or street magician and it’s straight to the hospital You you end up laid out on the table with a neck brace and someone steals your shoes (true story). All kidding aside, we don’t encourage operating vehicles of any kind, heavy machinery or one-eyed snakes while heavily intoxicated because the results are catastrophic. But I digress. Play it safe, but have a beer/caffeinated beverage/Four Loko at the ready whenever you’re on two wheels with the Bicycle Can Cage. The handcrafted leather cage and brackets solve your road soda problem stylishly.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.