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Biking while intoxicated, or BWI (we pronounce it bwheeeeeee), is serious business. When you’re lit and you’re on any amount of wheels you’re a danger to everyone around you. More importantly, you’re also a danger to yourself. Sure, it sounds like fun at first, but then you end up crashing into a brick wall or street magician and it’s straight to the hospital You you end up laid out on the table with a neck brace and someone steals your shoes (true story). All kidding aside, we don’t encourage operating vehicles of any kind, heavy machinery or one-eyed snakes while heavily intoxicated because the results are catastrophic. But I digress. Play it safe, but have a beer/caffeinated beverage/Four Loko at the ready whenever you’re on two wheels with the Bicycle Can Cage. The handcrafted leather cage and brackets solve your road soda problem stylishly.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.