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Bicycle Can Cage

Bicycle Can Cage

Biking while intoxicated, or BWI (we pronounce it bwheeeeeee), is serious business. When you’re lit and you’re on any amount of wheels you’re a danger to everyone around you. More importantly, you’re also a danger to yourself. Sure, it sounds like fun at first, but then you end up crashing into a brick wall or street magician and it’s straight to the hospital You you end up laid out on the table with a neck brace and someone steals your shoes (true story). All kidding aside, we don’t encourage operating vehicles of any kind, heavy machinery or one-eyed snakes while heavily intoxicated because the results are catastrophic. But I digress. Play it safe, but have a beer/caffeinated beverage/Four Loko at the ready whenever you’re on two wheels with the Bicycle Can Cage. The handcrafted leather cage and brackets solve your road soda problem stylishly.

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You wear underwear. You’re probably doing it right now. So if you’re wearing underwear anyway, try MeUndies. Their underwear is made from an exceptionally breathable fabric they get from Beechwood trees in the Austrian Alps. Bonus thing, the fabric inhibits bacterial growth in your sensitive space, which is the most positive thing ever said. It’s really soft too. You don’t need science to prove that, just skin you can rub the fabric on. They come in black. Attractive people wear black. They come in a 3-pack “Classic Collection,” which saves money. Financially savvy people save money.  Be an attractive, financially savvy person.

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