The Toilet Paper

The Toilet Paper

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On an average day, how much do you really learn at work? More importantly, did you learn anything that’s useful? Justin Bieber is secretly satan? Old news. The Westboro Baptist Church is unpopular? So 2010. Sharepoint is kind of a huge pain in the ass? Just kidding about that last one, we don’t even know what Sharepoint is. Most of the information you glean comes from pop tabloids because that’s what gets left in the 3′ x 6′ steel cubicle you call your “office.” Upgrade the reading material in your stall with our partner The Toilet Paper. Not your average toilet paper, THE Toilet Paper – as in the email digest that’s perfect for 10-15 minute “meetings.” Learn an incomprehensibly large amount of otherwise useless things about Diet Coke, Charlie Sheen and golf (and that was just today’s) in a format that’s witty, digestible and will help you pass the time. If we weren’t busy writing this, we’d be reading it in the “office” right now.

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The flask, by nature, is a clandestine item. It slips in and out of interior suit pockets on the sly. Why not bring an added dose of covertness to the whole ordeal with this All Black ZYX Flask. The stainless steel flask sports a mysterious motif that’s supported by the alphabet being curiously printed in reverse on the front. Each All Black ZYX Flask holds 6 ounces of the good stuff. If an MI6 agent were to take a swig on the job, we like to imagine this would be his flask of choice.

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