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Coming up with a great stand-up bit can take years of perfecting the wording, timing and delivery. So when someone comes up with a bunch every single year, uses them and then tosses them out and starts all over again, you know the guy is good. Louis CK has been doing this with his material for a while and his latest special is just another example of his brilliance. For five bucks you get an audio or video version of “Oh My God” (his last HBO special) along with 12 minutes of extra footage. It’s hilarious, but you could have probably guessed that.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.