Form2-Touch-sensitive-Guitar

Restringing a guitar is like agreeing to watch kids that aren’t yours. It’s fun and exciting the first time, but each time after that it gets progressively worse until you dread each day it comes like a trip to the dentist. The Form2 Touch-sensitive Guitar does away with that entirely and appears to add multitouch areas, capacitive plastics, social media, teaching functions and some sort of game. We can’t really confirm or deny any of this because we had to translate the page from German, and the guitar isn’t even officially available for purchase yet. But if it sounds anywhere near as good as it looks, and does even half the stuff they claim it will, it’s going to be awesome.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.