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Those who saw Logan this past weekend were ready for a hard R take on Hugh Jackman’s career defining character, with adamantium-enabled dismemberment and Patrick Stewart’s dignified vulgarity. What they weren’t expecting was an appearance by the merc-with-a-mouth, as any hopes of a Wolverine/Deadpool team-up are strictly relegated to paper. And to be sure, this wasn’t a team-up, as Deadpool’s quick teaser came at the beginning with all the other trailers, but that doesn’t make it any less exciting. Barring a possible Logan upset, Deadpool is the highest grossing R-rated movie ever made and Logan‘s unflinching violence can be directly attributed to the success Ryan Reynolds found in a knockoff Spider-man costume. If Deadpool didn’t exist, it’s a guarantee that Logan would have been just another anti-septic PG-13 Wolverine story. Instead, it’s the excellent sendoff the longest running comic book movie character deserves. So we think Logan can spare a few minutes for some Wade Wilson quipping.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.