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David Bowie "The Next Day"

David Bowie “The Next Day”

Duke Nukem Forever. Beatles’ “The Smile Sessions.” Diablo 3. Guns N’ Roses “Chinese Democracy.” The next Bowie album. We honestly didn’t think any of those things would ever happen–especially in our lifetimes. But here we are, writing to inform you that the one and only David Bowie has in fact completed his first studio album in ten years and his 30th studio recording. And honestly, we have absolutely no idea what it sounds like. There are plenty of leaks on the Internet, but a Bowie album is one thing we’re not going to ruin with impatience. Clearly we’re not the only people willing to actually pay for Bowie’s latest release because The Next Day has already racked up a #1, #2, and two #4 rankings in different categories on Amazon.

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