woodman-axe-table

While you might store an axe inside your home you’re probably not using it in there.  Chopping firewood in the living room is a pretty poor idea unless you want your hardwood floors to look like a sumo wrestler with ice skates walked across them.  A far better indoor axe idea would be this Woodsman Axe Coffee Table.  Inspired by the Brothers Grimm fairy tale “Little Red Cap” – or “Little Red Riding Hood” as many of us know it – this coffee table is one of the finest pieces of wood butchery we’ve laid eyes on.  The walnut or light oak veneer top is supported by four seemingly implanted solid hickory handled axes.  Trust us, nobody will have the balls to not use a coaster if this was your coffee table.

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.