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When faced with the dilemma of opening a beer before flipping your burger to keep it from burning you’re going to have to make a tough call. It’s sort of a catch 22. You’re manhood relies on your grilling prowess, but you can’t grill without a beer. So what’s a guy to do? Don’t choose any longer. This wide spatulas has a built in bottle opener at the end. Ahh, good beer and good burgers. Everything is right with the world.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.