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You can keep your Bluetooth-enabled smart door lock, we’ll take this as our entry method of choice any day. The Skull Doorknob is a demonic way to cross the threshold of your lair. Crafted by Forever Fineness, the Skull Doorknob alerts guests that you mean business more so than any “Beware of Dog” sign ever could. The company hand makes custom pieces, so you’d have to contact them if you wanted to toss this up on your door, however. Still, it’s more devilish than anything you’ll find at your local hardware store.

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Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.