As a man, there’s no location you’ll feel more out of place than a greeting card store. Okay, perhaps the feminine product aisle at your local supermarket could give it a run for its money, but the fact is, we don’t do so well with choosing the perfect card to display our “feelings.” This is exactly why we decided to make The Every Occasion Card. Simply check off a couple of boxes and you’ll get your message across nice and clear (feel free to get creative). Whether you just want to wish someone a happy fucking birthday or you want to thank a friend for a rad ass gift, The Every Occasion Card has you covered. Keep a stack in your desk and you’ll never need to buy another card again. They’re even perfect for when you need to congratulate your buddy on his new dope ass baby.