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As a man, there’s no location you’ll feel more out of place than a greeting card store. Okay, perhaps the feminine product aisle at your local supermarket could give it a run for its money, but the fact is, we don’t do so well with choosing the perfect card to display our “feelings.” This is exactly why we decided to make The Every Occasion Card. Simply check off a couple of boxes and you’ll get your message across nice and clear (feel free to get creative). Whether you just want to wish someone a happy fucking birthday or you want to thank a friend for a rad ass gift, The Every Occasion Card has you covered. Keep a stack in your desk and you’ll never need to buy another card again. They’re even perfect for when you need to congratulate your buddy on his new dope ass baby.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.