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Sometimes we wonder why we even have to write copy. We mean, does this part really matter to you when you’ve already read the words “Sriracha Popcorn”? We’ll just tell you that one of our favorite sites, The Oatmeal, took their sriracha obsession to the folks over at J&D’s (the same guys who churn out those wonderful bacon products) to produce this mouth-scorching snack. What else do you want to know? Is it awesome? Of course it’s freakin’ awesome! Is it the best popcorn you’ve ever had? How the hell should we know, maybe you’ve had some really amazing popcorn. We’re not even sure if you’re still reading this or are already at checkout at The Oatmeal’s shop.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.