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We’ve got some urgent breaking news that is both compelling and rich: There’s a Ron Burgundy Scotch coming your way. “Great Odin’s Raven Special Reserve” is set to hit mahogany store shelves near you very soon. The 40% ABV Scotch is a blend of Scotch whiskies from Speyside, Highlands, and Islay and features a hearty fruit flavor. Price and availability are yet to be announced, but we’ve heard it shouldn’t be long until you can get your hands on a bottle. So pour yourself a few fingers and break out the jazz flute for a fine evening.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.